Monday, October 6, 2014
Lake Narracan aka Lake WhatthehellwasIthinking
Johanna Beach
The Long and Winding #@!&ing Road
Saturday, October 4, 2014
The Great Ocean Road
Robe and Mt Gambier
Angaston
Tuesday, September 30, 2014
Staying in Wallaroo
Monday, September 29, 2014
Wallaroo
Driving Outback and Arriving in Wallaroo
Saturday, September 27, 2014
First night - Yanga National Park; The Willows Campground
Thursday, September 25, 2014
On the road again
Tuesday, March 11, 2014
Saying Goodbye
This is my last morning in Fiji.
It's almost time for breakfast and soon I'll be on a mini bus to the airport; then on a plane; then on another bus. I think I'll be home by 11pm. I have to work tomorrow.
Can't I just stay here???
Bye Fiji.
Travelling with a Group
Let's just say the bar is set pretty high where group travel is concerned.
There are some major differences between the two though. This was a very short trip; 6 days as opposed to 28. This gave us little time to get to know one another, but then most of the group already knew each other. We also stayed in the same place for the whole time. Lastly, We all had at one interest in common - this made breaking the ice a little easier - but I quickly learned that just because you have a common interest with some one, doesn't mean you will get along.
In our group there are 6 girls and 10 guys; a pair of those is a couple and another pair is a father/daughter combo (she's in year 11...my dad never took me diving in Fiji....). Everyone is quite nice, I don't think I would become lifelong friends with some, we just don't have that much in common, but it's not difficult to be friendly and get along with nice people for 6 days.
BUT. There's one type of person that I really can't stand...The Drunk. I hate drunk people. They all suck. Even the friendly drunks. I can tolerate my friends when they're drunk - except when they try to throw me in a lake, and instead almost put me in a fire...Karen W. But drunk strangers. UGH. Neanderthals unite. I don't know why I assumed that divers would be conservative in their alcoholic intake, but I was wrong let me tell you!
The ladies were ok and the older gents were, well, gentlemanly in their consumption. The younger fellas (and when I say young, they were all over 35), however, geez it was like being out with a bunch of teenagers. I have seldom heard so much tripe and smack talk. The worst thing was, during our dinners, they were spewing all this garbage in front of the young girl. Dad just sat there and laughed as all this went on. I really wonder what she thought of it all.
Admittedly, after the dives I needed my alone time so I didn't socialise after the dives, but I don't think it would have made much of a difference as they all hung out at the pool bar. As sober people they were quite lovely. Maybe I'm being judgmental. Maybe they just wanted to cut loose while they were on holiday. That's cool, I guess. But I really don't want to hang out with inebriated people on my holiday.
Usually I hung out with the more sensible of the group, but one night, through happenstance and bad luck, I was stuck at the "loud" table. I didn't have a good night that night. I'll know better for next time.
Ok enough about drunk people. How about I tell you about the Fijian people?
| "Gravity affected coconuts above" - hilarous |
I have never encountered a more friendly people. Geez they're lovely. Yeah, yeah I'm an ol' cynic and at first I thought, "They just want the tourist dollar", but no, I don't think that's it at all. Everywhere I went, people would smile, some would say hello, they're just, well, happy. I'll grant you that they live in a beautiful place - it's hard to be surly when the sun is shining over the palm trees, on the beach. And yes, this was a rather sheltered trip, but still, until I see different my opinion stands - I like these Fijian folks. I would come here again.
You should all come to Fiji. It's a great place and there's something for every one (ok skiers, probably not you). I'll have to come back to do the whitewater rafting!
Monday, March 10, 2014
Coral Diving
| Our boat |
Shark diving is like going to the movies - you watch. Coral diving is like going to the art gallery - its all about the exploration. There was some really spectacular coral at these sites, with the most spectacular colours.
The two locations we went to were quite different, each with it's own little secrets and surprises. The first had two big coral heads and a ship wreck. Ship wrecks are a little spooky in their silent graves, covered by sea silt, slowly being taken over by another world. The ship is at 30 metres, but most of the interesting fish are higher up - hiding in the coral. We see the usual suspects there: Dory (Blue Tang), Scar (Moorish Idol - I love these), and even some Nemos! Hey, did you know that Clown Fish are actually quite aggressive? One of the dive folks was attacked by one. Ok, they're really small and they can't hurt you, but still...agro!
During our second dive, there were some really cool swim throughs (like coral tunnels). Inside fish of all kinds hang out (why can't humans get along like that?). I looked up during one of them and saw fish just sitting belly first, against the "ceiling". So, we would consider that upside down. Do they? Although they mostly swim "upright", I have seen fish swim any which way - do they have an up?
By the time our dives are done we are FAMISHED - it's about 1:00. Some of us decide to go into the village for some lunch. We were going to wait for the rest of the group (they were on another boat and went to different dive sites than us), but they were taking too long so off we went. Can I just say, it's really difficult to find anything vegetarian. I had mac n' cheese. Everyone else had ribs or buffalo wings. We spent the time coming up with likely scenarios for the missing boat - all from Surviour to Lord of the Flies.
When we got back to the resort it was 4 - I had an appointment at the spa at 5:30 for a massage...I know it's been very difficult to be here. My room mate was finally back - they had had quite the adventure it turned out. During the tank swap out they asked to be left on a small island. They waited there for over 2 hours - no shade and the "beach" was coral, that stuff will cut your feet to ribbons. Then after their second dive their boat broke down. They all came back with some nasty sunburns.
That night at dinner (after my glorious massage), we were given 2 tables - Sadly, I had the misfortune of sitting at the extrovert table - next to this loud....oh, but that's a different story...
Oh yeah - I did catch the sunrise :)
Shark Diving - Day 2
After the magic of yesterday we were all stoked to go on another dive with the sharks. They brought us to the same place, and again we were wonder struck.
At one point one of the Tawny Nurse sharks went up to one of the feeders and leaned on his leg, looking up at him like a dog asking for a treat. He scratched her under her chin and she swam away.
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| Not my photo - another person from my group took it |
The other type of fish we saw a lot of were the Remora or shark suckers. These are the fish you see stuck to the bottom of sharks. They're the ultimate moocher. They have sucker-y type things on the top of their flat heads and they suction themselves on to the sharks and eat their dribblings basically.
Again, after seeing all the sharks and other fish I feel privileged to be able to see and do something so magical.
At the end of any dive, you have to do what is called a safety stop. You need to stop at 5 m and wait for 5 minutes to give your body a chance to decompress a little. So, I'm doing my safety stop and I happen to be near one of the bins where the fish heads were stored for the feeders. It still smells good to sharks.
Two very curious Nurse sharks are sniffing around and they stay quite close to me. Being so close to the surface I can now see why they're called Tawny Nurse sharks. They have a beautiful speckled beige skin - it reminds be of a fancy stone benchtop (that's kitchen counter to my Canadian friends). So lovely! One came so close I could have touched it. He swam right under me and flicked my fin with his tail.
For our second dive we didn't go as deep (second dives are always shallower than the first). There weren't as many sharks this time - only about 5 nurse sharks and 4 Bull sharks, but the other fishes were just going to town! They were everywhere!
Again, my ignorance of fish names is frustrating me! I think that my next big piece of equipment will be an underwater camera or a housing for my current camera. At least that way I can document what I've seen!
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| Again, not my photo |
They are relatively small compared to the others, only 2-3 metres...but they are still a little bit menacing when you know there are a few of them checking you out!
After the feeding we go check out a wreck nearby. It's mostly covered in underwater goo, but you can still see bits of blue paint peeking through. Those in the group who have their wreck diving certificate go inside to check it out. Bubbles emerge from port holes and flues. Remora who haven't found a suitable mooching partners are suck to the side of the ship with the backs of their heads, their silvery bellies facing out ward. What a weird and wonderful place.
I spent the afternoon going for another long walk and capping it off with a swim in the ocean. It's like stepping into a bath. This is living.
Saturday, March 8, 2014
Easy Livin' in Fiji
| Prince Charming?? |
Shark Diving - Day 1
I woke up early as usual and quietly got my gear together - my room mate, whom I had met on the bus on the way to Sydney, had been sick on the bus to the resort and had not slept much.
When I was done, I figured I still had some time on my hands before breakfast, so I went in search of the elusive internet. I'd been told that I needed to purchase a card to use the computers here. I asked at the front desk thinking that I would have ample time to at least send word of my safe arrival, before breakfast.
I learned that we don't do things quickly in Fiji. Buying a $12/h internet card took 15 min. Alas that meant no internet time for me, no news for you. Time for breakfast...and then to the boats!
I shan't give you the play-by-play of breakfast (buffet, pretty good), or of the bus ride across the street (literally) to the dive shop (in fairness we all did have a lot of stuff to carry), or of the administration of getting ready to board the boats....except maybe to say that getting into a neoprene wetsuit, when it's hot and humid and your skin is clammy...well, it's not pleasant. Let's get to the good stuff.
The boat took us out about 30 min from shore, to a place they call "the Bistro". We drop in, the water is a comfortable 26 degrees. "Why do you need a wetsuit then?" I hear you ask. Well, underwater your skin, anything pale in colour, looks remarkably like the white belly of a fish. Would you want to look like anything resembling a fish near a shark? No exposed skin is the rule.
We drop to 28m. On the way down we see thousands of hand sized fish flitting about, mostly Sergent - Majors - black and white striped fish, but there are also Moorish Idols and ....geez I really gotta learn the names of more fish!
Then we start to see what we came for, the smooth graceful moves of sharks. At first we see smaller Black Tip Reef sharks, they're about 2 meters long, thin and sleek. Then we see the slightly larger Tawny Nurse sharks with their small mouths and Fu-Manchu mustaches, they are bottom feeders and use their mouths to suck their food out of hiding places instead of chasing it like their other brothers. Lastly, we see the Bull sharks. They are bigger again about 3-5 meters. They're not lean and sleek like the others, they look like the have a hump on their backs and are more barrel chested. And their teeth...jaggedly sticking out in at odd angles. They have a reputation of being mindlessly aggressive. But we don't see that. They check you out as they pass with their strangely cold white eyes.
They are magnificent. We are all mesmerized.
Soon I begin to notice something. One of the Bull sharks has this weird growth on the side of his mouth: its an old hook. His body has tried to incorporate it into its body somehow. There's also a Nurse shark with a big hook through it's nostril - a gross parody of our piercing culture. Yet another trails a long line behind it, the hook still embedded in it's body somewhere. Many have damage to their fins - from fighting with fishing lines, reckons our guide.
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| Not my photo - someone else from the group took this one |
The dive leader tells us later that when she first arrived at the Bistro she had a hook in her mouth. It was fairly new so they decided to take it out...VERY carefully (don't try this at home, kids). Her dorsal fin is missing a fair chunk and looks quite ratty. She may have won the fight with the fisherman, but she now has a permanent reminders of the altercation - just like the others. They have named her Survior.
Too soon the fish heads that the guides have been handing out to attract the sharks are done. The sharks disperse, and it's time for us to leave. None of us wants to, but we will soon be back. Just an hour at the surface.
The hour passes quickly. We are told about the various sharks we saw. We are told some stories about the characters that some of them have - There's even a "special needs" shark who is a bit of spaz. They tell us of the hierarchy in the species that we saw in action moments before. They also tell us that the marine fee we pay goes directly to the village that tends this section of the reef. If there are poachers - the villagers take care of it. The tuna industry that once was a big money maker here nearly wiped out life on the reef here. When the dive operator first approached the village elders with his idea to re-generate the reef by protecting this area and bringing tourist dollars to help, the elders thought he was mad. "You think people will pay you to swim with sharks? We won't have to pay them??"
The plan seems to be working.
We don't do as deep this second time, only 18m. Again we're mesmerized by these amazing creatures. They've seen their fair share of humans and they like to swim right up to you to size you up....actually they just want to know if you have any fish heads. Not a good idea to reach out and touch one even if they are so close...the shark feeders also hold out their hands, but they have fish heads - you don't. You really don't want to be mistaken for one of those guys.
Once in a while I'd look up and behind me and once in a while I'd see one swimming just above me or behind me. What a privilege I have to be able to do this.
Again the fish heads are gone too quickly, and the sharks disperse. There's a shipwreck nearby and we go for a closer look since we still have air left (air = time) to explore.
I discover this relatively flat bit where the coral has started to grow. This area is teaming with baby coral fish - it's like Finding Nemo...without the clown fish (didn't see any of those). They were so cute!!
I also saw my first moray eel - his head was the size of both my hands together. They aren't very attractive. Those things freak me out more than the sharks.
Too soon it's time to come up again...to a torrential down pour - at least we won't need a shower!!
By the time we reach shore its beautiful and sunny once again. Gotta love the tropics for that!
Friday, March 7, 2014
Fiji Time
But there's a big difference between going to bed early and going to sleep early.
That last one was going to be difficult...kinda like Christmas eve when you're 6.
I managed to get a couple of hours of sleep in before my alarm went off at 2:45am. The taxi I had ordered on-line the night before was arriving at 3:30. Time to get a move on.
Hop in the shower; get dressed; organise snacks; double check I have all my gear; make a smoothie for breakfast. Done. Just in time.
At 3:30 I'm at the bottom of my driveway. I'm alone.
At 3:35 I'm still alone. I call. The woman who answers asks me where I want to go. I tell her that I've already booked a taxi for 3:30 and he's not here.
"Oh. Yes, well you know that's not a guaranteed service."
No shit.
"I can re-fresh the request, but if you know the number to another service you can call them"
Thanks for nothing. I call the competitor. It's now 3:45. My bus leaves in 15 min. I tell the guy my story - panic has set in. He sends the call out and in 2 min my cab is there. We make it with 3 min to spare.
And thus begins my journey.
3 1/2 hours on a bus to Sydney. We arrive at the airport at 7:30. Plane leaves at 10:30. Go through the bag check-in process...and now we wait, wandering around the plethora of duty free shopping opportunities. We board the plane. 4 hours of flying until finally we are in Fiji!!!
As I exit the plane I am hit by a wall of humidity, it takes my breath away. When I left Canberra it was 14 degrees - I'm wearing track pants and a long sleeved shirt (I've already taken off my hoodie). All of this immediately sticks to my skin. I need to find a place to drop my pants - stat. I've already taken off my shirt (I had a tank on underneath). But the toilets are after the customs desk. I have to stand in line and wait. And wait.
As soon as I make it past I b-line it to the toilet and remove the offending pants..and socks. I have to wait to get my suitcase before I can take off my running shoes though.
Our dive crew is meeting in the main hall of the small airport (there's a money exchange place and 4 stores). I'm approached by a woman who places a necklace made from small shells around my neck. "Bula!" she says to me, all smiles. It's official now. I'm in Fiji.
However, we still have not reached our final destination. We all pile into a small bus and we are soon on our way again - direction Suva.
The scenery is lush and green, a big differnce from the browns in Australia! After a couple of hours we see the coast. We pass many small villages, kids big and small are playing soccer/football. There are little wooden stands along the road where people sell mangoes, coconuts, eggplant, you name it. Many smile and wave to us as we pass. Night falls quickly and we are still winding our way up and down the hills following the coast.
We arrive around 8, and we are all exhausted. We check in quickly and then meet up again in the dinning room for some dinner.
As I glance at the menu, I can tell that the next 6 days will be interesting: no vegetarian options in the mains. I ask the waitress and she looks over my shoulder to the menu.
"Do you eat fish?"
"No, nothing with a face" I say.
I finally settle for some bruschetta, a salad and a bowl of cassava chips (french fries basically). Well, it's only 6 days...and I'm in Fiji!!!
This night I had no trouble falling asleep. Tomorrow: Shark diving
P.S. I've had to write this in HTML because for some reason the text side of the site won't work on this comuputer! So if it's a bit choppy you know why...I also can't up-load photos. I've also only got an hour so I haven't been able to "refine" as much as I would have liked - sorry. Lastly, I'm sitting on a leather cube, in 32 degree weather with 80+ humidity - I'm sweating buckets.
Wednesday, March 5, 2014
...and now for something a little bit different
Tomorrow I'm off to Fiji!
So what's different about me taking off again you ask?
Well, first I'm only going for 6 days.
Secondly, this will be my first dive trip.
Yep, I'm going away for 6 days with a bunch of strangers so that we can hang out underwater with...sharks! COOL!
...ok, just the shark part is cool.
I got the flyer from my dive club while I was in Paris, and I told myself that I had to go - I mean who DOESN'T want to go diving with sharks?
Am I right??
Sharks...and FIJI!
Ken A*
I'm told that the place we're staying has computers and internet access, so I shall endeavour to bring you all with me to paradise. I don't have an underwater camera, but most of the people I'll be going with do, so hopefully I can get some of their great shots.
I started thinking about packing about a week ago, trying to jam a bunch of dive gear into a carry-on; my usual M.O.
I quickly learned that that was not going to fly (heh heh see what I did there?)
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| The 3 small piles at the upper left are the only clothes I'm bringing |
...there's A LOT of stuff involved in diving. And it ain't small stuff. And it weighs a hell of a lot more than the 7kgs allowed for carry-on.
Okay, so I would have to check my bag. Problem is this stuff wouldn't fit in my backpack, and I don't own a suitcase.
We have a little wheeled, hard-sided, carry-on at work that was donated a few years back...perhaps I could borrow that.
Nope. Still too small.
Dang it.
I ended up borrowing Steve's suitcase. It turns out to be the perfect size for all my stuff. But I gotta say that I'm a little bit mortified that I'm bringing this relative monster for a 6 day trip!
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| On the left, suitcase for 6 day dive trip. On the right, pack for 2 months in South America |
The alarm is set for 3am. It's 9:30pm. I'm going to bed now.
Tomorrow I'll be in Fiji.
:D
...if it makes you feel any better, there's rain in the forecast
*hybrid Canuck/Aussie slang combining Fuckin' A (Canada) and Fuckin' Oath aka 'ken oath (Australia).



























