Ok. Let me start by saying that this post is going to make me sound like a right bitch and somewhat elitist. I say somewhat coz, well, I AM camping after all.
This leg of the journey was the one I was dreading the most: Driving through Melbourne. It was Saturday of a long weekend and it had the potential to be a nightmare. But let's start from the beginning.
As you may have guessed from my last post, the road was long and winding. Yes, the scenery was lovely but I could hardly enjoy it due to all the bloody turns. I know I should have slowed down and enjoyed it all, but honestly I hate having that guy in front of me so I wasn't ready to be that guy.
(there see I did stop once to enjoy the scenery)
We did stop for a walk and a wee to see the Split Point Lighthouse...because you know that was my career of choice (after astronaut); to be a lighthouse keeper. What a fabulous job that would have been...sigh. If anyone hears of any openings...just sayin'...
(built in 1891, automated in 1919)
As I said, it's now Saturday: long weekend; end school holidays. There were people everywhere. Felix was doing remarkably well for a dog who is uncomfortable around people. I was not. Luckly, most people were headed in the other direction - towards the Great Ocean Road. There's an arch that indicates it's official beginning and there were at least 10 busses and all the people therein. Thank god I missed all that!
I shan't rant again about the winding roads and I shall spare you the rant on driving through Melbourne (it was almost as bad as I thought it would be, but I only got turned around once...not too bad). Once back onto the wide open road I began to relax. We were stopping just outside of Moe (pronounced Mo-ee...don't ask me why) at Lake Narracan. Lake Narracan Campgrounds. Sounds placid, no?
The Lake Narracan campground is a trailer park. There were two spots available for camping: One right next to the other, right next to the toilet block...and in front of a caravan with 8 children. No, I'm not exaggerating. There were 8. And their (here's where I become the elitist bitch) bogan parents who let them run rampant.
Kill me now.
Oh yeah, did I mention that Google maps gave me the wrong directions and it took some doing to find the place?
I thought I'd walk Felix and calm down first, and then I'd ask if there was another place available. There wasn't.
I stoically began setting up my tent - children screaming and running about...have I mentioned that Felix is freaked out by people and their sudden movements?
They thankfully went swimming after a while and only the dad was left with his glass of wine. I walked over to the toilet block to plug in my phone and he smiled and said "Ahh peace and quiet!"
I had heard him speaking to the kids before and thought he was Eastern European, but he was Japanese. He was speaking in hushed tones - cut me some slack ok? We started chatting and well, he was a nice guy. Turns out only 4 of the kids were his, he was watching the other 4 as a favour. He asked about Felix and wanted to know if he could pet him. I told him (honestly) that Felix would probably bite him if he tried.
"In Japan everyone knows that dogs bite. He's a dog. It's ok"
...and he proceeded to sit in front of Felix and PLAY with him. No growling, no hackles raised. Nothing. WTF? I'd met the Japanese dog whisperer. No only that, when all 8 children came back, with his direction, they sat down quietly around Felix and he let them toss the stick with him. Un-freaking-believable.
All this to say that, well, don't judge. People are sometimes not what you think they are. Yeah, the were still noisy that night, but seriously it was only 1 night. And I met someone with an interesting story.